December 2011
67 posts
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
wellgoshdarn:
sexually frustrated.
EW YOU’RE SO GROSS~
3 tags
5 tags
Basically.
Owen: My wife’s sleeping in your bed
Derek: Yes, she is- with Meredith. Technically she’s sleeping with Meredith. I’m on the other side of the bed.
Owen: That… I’m sorry. Don’t you find that a little strange?
Derek: Ummm. did you see E.T.?
Owen: Me, yeah. Years ago. Why?
Derek: Remember the kid, Elliot? He and E.T. had this weird and disturbing bond. If he got sick, E.T. got sick. If E.T. got drunk, Elliot got drunk. That’s kinda like Cristina and Meredith. Meanwhile, you and I are like the, um, government guys in the white hazmat suits. You know we’re trying to steer them into the right direction, but in the end we just don’t understand.
4 tags
My Thoughts on New Year's
I think it’s an overrated, romanticized, cash cow holiday. Think about it. What are you actually celebrating? The purchase of a new calendar? The change of digits needed to write on documents and schoolwork? Because, in actuality, that’s all it is. A minor switch of numbers and a socially acceptable intake of alcohol.
The general population loves to go on and on about New Year’s...
LOL.
Barney: Check out Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars. If i could nail any celebrity, it would be Scarlett Johansson. Hot, talented, and nobody does that many Woody Allen movies without serious daddy issues
Marshall: If i could nail any celebrity, it would be Lily. She's the star of my heart
Lily: Aww! For me, it'd be Hugh Jackman
"Hating you is the most exhausting. I don't wanna...
Grey’s pretty much dictated my high school life.
"Do people ever think you two are a couple?"
Basically.
1 tag
womp.
Woke up at 4 this morning and didn’t fall back asleep at all. Waaah. Last night was lovely, though. Realized how much I missed date nights with Raffi. And we exchanged Christmas presents, which was obviously fun. He gave me a hard case for my macbook because I’m always complaining about having to put my laptop in my zip up case whenever I go somewhere at school. And he got me brown...
892. WORK OUT IN REAL LIFE, NOT JUST IN THE SIMS.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Thinking of dying my hair dark again over break?
Trivial decisions that occupy my mind while I’m studying.
seemeeimbeebee asked: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SHE'S SO ANNOYING
4 tags
It's funny how songs trigger memories.
That opening riff or the first harmony. The dam breaks and there you are just swimming in yesterday. And it never changes it. It never feels any different. The water is still cold, you still feel like drowning. It still rains. It’s unbearably desolate. You want to drown yourself in the familiarity because it would be so easy, but you know that doing so won’t do you any good. And it...
“Look at that. [gestures to Lily and Marshall] That’s how it’s supposed to be....”
– Ted (via ceceshunshine)
I wish I could sing.
womp.
the-alist asked: congratulations [:
IT'S....not my birthday!.. anymore.
:( Waaah.
But I had a very good day. :D
Church, Olive Garden, HIMYM, Olive Garden leftovers, presents, and quality time with people I love.
Good day, good day. :)
I might as well be writing this paper with my...
marktswimmer:
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
seemeeimbeebee asked: CRACKER. ASS. BITCH.